Either/OR
Vanilla or Chocolate? Chocolate
Dogs or Cats? Dogs
Coke or Pepsi? Dr. Pepper
The Beatles or The Rolling Stones? Stones!
Microsoft or Apple? Linux
Nike or Adidas? Reebok
Coffee or Tea? Coffee
Spider-Man or Batman? Wolverine
Ketchup or Mustard? Mustard
Pen or Pencil? Pen
Soup or Salad? Salad
Books or Magazines? Books
Indiana Jones or James Bond? Bond
Summer or Winter? Summer
New York City or Los Angeles? LA, specifically, Inglewood
Google or Yahoo? Google
CNN or Fox News? Fox News
Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune? Jeopardy (the day is mine, Trebek!)
Mountains or Beach? Beach
Yoga or Pilates? Yeah, right
Star Wars or Star Trek? Trek, baby
Dogs or Cats? Dogs
Coke or Pepsi? Dr. Pepper
The Beatles or The Rolling Stones? Stones!
Microsoft or Apple? Linux
Nike or Adidas? Reebok
Coffee or Tea? Coffee
Spider-Man or Batman? Wolverine
Ketchup or Mustard? Mustard
Pen or Pencil? Pen
Soup or Salad? Salad
Books or Magazines? Books
Indiana Jones or James Bond? Bond
Summer or Winter? Summer
New York City or Los Angeles? LA, specifically, Inglewood
Google or Yahoo? Google
CNN or Fox News? Fox News
Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune? Jeopardy (the day is mine, Trebek!)
Mountains or Beach? Beach
Yoga or Pilates? Yeah, right
Star Wars or Star Trek? Trek, baby
posted by Crafty at 8:43 PM
6 Comments:
I would like to point out that several of your responses to the "Either/Or" query were unresponsive, and, frankly, disappointing. For instance, "Dr. Pepper" is neither Coke nor Pepsi. I'd expect you to know the difference. Further, "Linux" is clearly not one of the two choices offered. While "Nike" and "Adidas" may not be your ideal choices for footwear or other athletic apparel, your response: "Reebok," is indicative of a basic lack of respect for the "Either/Or" game. I hesitate to discuss the "Yeah, right" response, as I may say some things about you and your integrity that I would, perhaps, regret.
Please immediately revise your blog to conform to the basic and fundamental rules of the "Either/Or" game. Think of the example you are setting for our nation's republican youth. For shame.
Either/Or is not
Something Else Entirely
Do it right, or Don't.
Pissed Haiku
In Oklahoma, etiquette dictates that when you are asked what beverage you would like and answer, "Coke", the server is supposed to say, "what kind?", and the proper response is "Dr. Pepper". It's brown and fizzy, so it's just like Coke or Pepsi, just tastier.
Who is this anonymous poster? Is it so hard to leave a name?
Chocolate
Dogs
Coke
Beatles?
Microsoft
Nike
Tea
Neither
BBQ Sauce
Pen
Soup
Both
Indy Jones
Winter
LA
Yahoo
CNN
Jeopardy
Mountains
Eeh?
Trek, of Course
Obviously, the penchance for rule-breaking and the abject refusal to abide by the plain, simple and fundamental rules of the "Either/Or" game -- runs in the family.
First of all, we're not in Oklahoma. That much is clear. If the "proper" response in Oklahoma was to crap your pants and beg for a flogging,that still wouldn't make a difference relative to whether you would choose Coke over Pepsi or vice-versa.
Secondly, the explanation you proffered vis the "Coke" - Oklahomo thing - even if we were to take the great leap that would be necessary to assume you've provided an adequate response -certainly did not explain or otherwise reduce the seriousness of your other failures in regard to the "Either/Or" game.
Try again.
Again try, Crafty
Sister too, the rules she broke
Third chance there is not.
Star Wars Haiku
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